What is happiness?
I’ll tell you man
It’s staring at a woman’s breasts
While sippin’ on a beer
It’s getting high at night
Watching the meteor shower
It’s eating a greasy burger
Fully loaded man!
With chili cheese fries
It’s watching your enemy suffer
When you suffered at their hands
It’s jamming out
With your best friend’s guitar
It’s taking a long pee
After holding it on the plane
It’s seeing a child laugh
After grandma breaks wind
It’s walking in the woods
And seeing a baby squirrel
It’s driving a classic car
On a lone Arkansas highway
It’s a pill the doctor gave you
Makes you feel alive sir!
Happiness eludes me
Like a far reaching fruit tree
Can I buy some of yours?
Wait, you’re all used up
You should have learned to ration